Sick is the New Sane
me: heyy whats your fav band?
boy: the beatles
me: *falls asleep*




jonsnowknowsnothin’s SUPER SHINY HOENN GIVEAWAY!!

to celebrate the upcoming release of Alpha Sapphire and Omega Ruby, all these generation 3 pokemon are up for grabs!
for starters, there will be SEVENTEEN WINNERS! each of these winners will get THREE pokemon each!! (first place will choose first, second place choosing second and so on)
and that is just to start of with.. for every 500 notes this post gets I will add another winner and another three pokemon! (Upto 2500 notes!)
  • only reblogs count as entries! likes don’t count. (you can reblog as much as you like, but please don’t spam your followers!) you can like it to remind you to reblog later, or so you know you have reblogged it! (it just wont be an entry)
  • you do not need to follow me to win! (but if you do i will give you an extra entry as a thankyou!)
  • you must be happy to exchange friend codes with me, have a copy of pokemon x or y, and access to wi-fi to receive your prizes
  • you need to have an open ask box! if i cannot contact you on tumblr, then you forfeit your winnings, and another winner will be chosen to fill your spot.
  • winners will be chosen via a random number generator, and given 24 hours to respond before another winner is chosen!

if you have any questions please don’t be afraid to send me an ask, I am happy to answer!!


wow 500 notes have passed while I was sleeping! and as promised, ANOTHER WINNER and THREE MORE POKEMON have been added!

another 500 notes and another winner! these pokemon have been added!


Me: delete my fuckinf number. I don’t want to talk to you ever again you freak don’t contact me
Guy: oh ok…
Me: *hour later* omg I’m going to get ice cream :p what’s up wyd

Lana Del Rey for Madame Figaro 2014 

Lana Del Rey for Madame Figaro 2014 



the fact that pretty teeth are only known as “white” and “straight” is a manifestation of our hatred for minorities 

Omg go floss


let’s watch a scary movie together and get so freaked out that the only option is to have sex 

White friend and I eating food
Me: hey the weather is so nice outside today huh
Her: yeah it is
Me: makes u think...
Her: bout what?
Me: why did you kill Martin Luther King Jr

me on the first date


me on the first date


The Anna Nicole Show 

"We went on one date, I met her at the post office, we had a coffee. I wasn’t interested in pursuing things further, I told her that, very clearly. I started receiving phone calls, facebook messages, texts, e-mails, she showed up at my house. I made it clear to her that her advances were unwanted, and then I begin receiving threats. I changed my phone number, my e-mail account and I moved. Twice. Each time she found me. When I started dating my current girlfriend, Angela, she showed up at Atlantic City where we had gone for the weekend. She left notes on my car, she threw trash on my lawn, she left voice-mails yelling about how I wasn’t helping enough with the dog. I don’t even have a dog. And then she threatened to strangle Angela, that’s when I got a restraining order. We found a home-made explosive device under Angela’s car."