wow 500 notes have passed while I was sleeping! and as promised, ANOTHER WINNER and THREE MORE POKEMON have been added!
another 500 notes and another winner! these pokemon have been added!
Me: delete my fuckinf number. I don’t want to talk to you ever again you freak don’t contact me
Guy: oh ok…
Me: *hour later* omg I’m going to get ice cream :p what’s up wyd
the fact that pretty teeth are only known as “white” and “straight” is a manifestation of our hatred for minorities
Omg go floss
let’s watch a scary movie together and get so freaked out that the only option is to have sex
me on the first date
The Anna Nicole Show
"We went on one date, I met her at the post office, we had a coffee. I wasn’t interested in pursuing things further, I told her that, very clearly. I started receiving phone calls, facebook messages, texts, e-mails, she showed up at my house. I made it clear to her that her advances were unwanted, and then I begin receiving threats. I changed my phone number, my e-mail account and I moved. Twice. Each time she found me. When I started dating my current girlfriend, Angela, she showed up at Atlantic City where we had gone for the weekend. She left notes on my car, she threw trash on my lawn, she left voice-mails yelling about how I wasn’t helping enough with the dog. I don’t even have a dog. And then she threatened to strangle Angela, that’s when I got a restraining order. We found a home-made explosive device under Angela’s car."